I would very much like to thank the following people for being awesome:
First, last and always, thank you to Jacob and SJ, without whom I wouldn't have a reason to get out of bed, let alone write stupid stories.
Garry and Paula at Hadesgate, for being two of the coolest people on the planet. I am deeply envious of their focus and drive, and can't wait until they decide to take over the world, because I have no doubt that they'll achieve it.
KT, mum and Jenny for proof-reading, encouraging and pelting me with shoes when I was being slow. Likewise to everyone on Happy People - Darrell (the king of pedants), Jami, Red, Cara, and all the others. Shoes=stories; I couldn't do it without you guys.
Mr David Wellington and everyone on the Hail Horrors board for being incredibly cool and putting up with me. Likewise again to the Hadesgate Forum family.
SG Fish, for introducing me to the joys of flash grenades.
Dad (who insists that when you say 'Terror Island' you should always add terrified gasps for dramatic emphasis - *gasp*TERROR*gasp*ISLAND*gasp*), and the rest of my equally-sane family.
And finally, the voices in my head, who should really get more credit than me for these stories.